February was a bit hit and miss as far as months went. Some of it was awesome and I'm gladly repeat it. Other moments I'd rather forget ever happened and would like to never experience again.
Can you guess which one unexplained diarrhoea and vomiting while feeling like death warmed up was? I assure you it's not a trick question.
And since I know you can read this, if any of you other months feel like turning this into a trend I will kick you in the teeth. You hear me April? I don't care if you are a practical joker, it would not be funny in the slightest.
Now if you excuse me I have to go be sick some more.